REOPEN KENNEDY CASE

I have spent the last 10 minutes making some precise mechanical drawings and here we have Prayer Woman's size in comparison to Buell Wesley Frazier taken from Stinky's "enhancement".  You can see I have accounted for her both with and without the pill-box hat and please disregard any thoughts you might have about her breast size:

It's all a bit weird this.  I can't get my head around it.  Didn't Brian say that Prayer Woman was much shorter than BWF and Billy Lovelady?  And how did such an incredibly large lady fit into the TSBD doorway?  

It's confused the fuck out of me.

Somewhere, in a dark and dank sewer pipe, the Shapely Rat Gang are holding crisis talks. More from Stan later.

Lee Farley at July 1, 2016 at 4:12 PM

Do any of my Aussie troll site punk ROKCers see the resemblence between this photo and Duncan 'Stinky' McRae's 4k "enhancement"?

Rodney Trotter was first to speak at the meeting.

"Let's stick with Sarah Stanton for now"

I see it Lee, I really do. That means...I mean, it shows that...it shows it's not...oh shit! We're fucked.  

Large bourbon for my friend, Mr Dane, please barman.

Aussie Punk Cuntz Trolled!

Whatever conversations inspired DASWASUP to cancel the show seem to have taken place behind the scenes, but the response to the flap has been very public. Nicole Yalaz of Cuntz' booking agency Strange Victory called out "rich youg college kids who think trolling a show into being cancelled is making a difference in the world" on her Facebook, and DASWASUP's page has been bombarded with retaliatory accusations that the company's name appropriates hip-hop culture and complaints about their willingness to book a band called Child Abuse.

Only The Shapely Rat Club could have been behind this abomination!

Let the Cuntz sing!

I, for one, would never use the term, Justin Bieber, in mixed company. It's far more offensive.

From a bug placed in the  Shady Rat Club sewer pipe.https://youtu.be/Pyh1Va_mYWI

Lee Farley at July 1, 2016 at 4:44 PM

I have spent the last 10 minutes making some precise mechanical drawings and here we have Prayer Woman's size in comparison to Buell Wesley Frazier taken from Stinky's "enhancement".  You can see I have accounted for her both with and without the pill-box hat and please disregard any thoughts you might have about her breast size:

It's all a bit weird this.  I can't get my head around it.  Didn't Brian say that Prayer Woman was much shorter than BWF and Billy Lovelady?  And how did such an incredibly large lady fit into the TSBD doorway?  

It's confused the fuck out of me.

Steely, do you think Brian Doyle's OSX Anti-Yo-Semite for Super Mac will be able to produce a 4K "enhancement" of Prayer Woman's sanitary pad that she was holding?

This pad was so large it may have doubled as a secret mobile CIA sperm experiment lab specifically designed to make extra LHO's should the need arise.

I'm digging Chris Davidson's latest math riddle.  Only been reading these for 10 years.  I look  forward to the daily appearance of them.  The best bit is the way Chris hints that he knows something you don't and you will only know too if you solve the riddle.  Here is the latest:

"If I stand on one leg and hum the national anthem of Zimbabwe 39.66ft starts from the Altgen's location at station # 4+96.16.

Make a jam sandwich and 496.16- 39.66 = station # 4+56.5

The extant z313 headshot is at station# 4+65.3 but dont forget to stand on your head when using your calculator

The difference is 8.8ft between the two locations if the length of an elephant is larger than the length of a carrot

Two shots at 8.8ft apart could be one interpretation but another interpretation could be 600 shots 2 miles apart

The Life magazine plug at z264 could equal the 39.66ft moved back from extant z313 = station # 4+25.64 and Hustler magazine centrefold at p38 could equal tent pants

CE884 z255 is listed at station# 4+16.4 and Baker Street station is the place to get off the underground to visit the Sherlock Holmes Museum

At over a ft per frame from 255-264 that's 9+ft added to 4+16.4 = station# 4+25.4 as long as you make bread whilst number crunching

Note CE z249-z255 6.4ft traveled in 6frames for limo speed at that point and I can keep providing these cryptic math equations for another decade."

Crap, Lee. I hoped you were going to supply the decrypted answer.

Is it forthcoming? (And does it have anything to do with what is in the Easter Island maxi-pad?)

Lee Farley at July 2, 2016 at 6:55 AM

I'm digging Chris Davidson's latest math riddle.  Only been reading these for 10 years.  I look  forward to the daily appearance of them.  The best bit is the way Chris hints that he knows something you don't and you will only know too if you solve the riddle.  Here is the latest:

"If I stand on one leg and hum the national anthem of Zimbabwe 39.66ft starts from the Altgen's location at station # 4+96.16.

Make a jam sandwich and 496.16- 39.66 = station # 4+56.5

The extant z313 headshot is at station# 4+65.3 but dont forget to stand on your head when using your calculator

The difference is 8.8ft between the two locations if the length of an elephant is larger than the length of a carrot

Two shots at 8.8ft apart could be one interpretation but another interpretation could be 600 shots 2 miles apart

The Life magazine plug at z264 could equal the 39.66ft moved back from extant z313 = station # 4+25.64 and Hustler magazine centrefold at p38 could equal tent pants

CE884 z255 is listed at station# 4+16.4 and Baker Street station is the place to get off the underground to visit the Sherlock Holmes Museum

At over a ft per frame from 255-264 that's 9+ft added to 4+16.4 = station# 4+25.4 as long as you make bread whilst number crunching

Note CE z249-z255 6.4ft traveled in 6frames for limo speed at that point and I can keep providing these cryptic math equations for another decade."

Paul Francisco Paso at July 2, 2016 at 8:38 AM

Lee Farley at July 2, 2016 at 6:55 AM

I'm digging Chris Davidson's latest math riddle.  Only been reading these for 10 years.  I look  forward to the daily appearance of them.  The best bit is the way Chris hints that he knows something you don't and you will only know too if you solve the riddle.  Here is the latest:

"If I stand on one leg and hum the national anthem of Zimbabwe 39.66ft starts from the Altgen's location at station # 4+96.16.

Make a jam sandwich and 496.16- 39.66 = station # 4+56.5

The extant z313 headshot is at station# 4+65.3 but dont forget to stand on your head when using your calculator

The difference is 8.8ft between the two locations if the length of an elephant is larger than the length of a carrot

Two shots at 8.8ft apart could be one interpretation but another interpretation could be 600 shots 2 miles apart

The Life magazine plug at z264 could equal the 39.66ft moved back from extant z313 = station # 4+25.64 and Hustler magazine centrefold at p38 could equal tent pants

CE884 z255 is listed at station# 4+16.4 and Baker Street station is the place to get off the underground to visit the Sherlock Holmes Museum

At over a ft per frame from 255-264 that's 9+ft added to 4+16.4 = station# 4+25.4 as long as you make bread whilst number crunching

Note CE z249-z255 6.4ft traveled in 6frames for limo speed at that point and I can keep providing these cryptic math equations for another decade."

Lee, you forgot to slice the carrot in 3 equal chunks whilst darning your socks in the night at Z165 before making bread. Then you must add contrast at an exact ratio of 15432876:1.576 taking into account centrifugal force at 333.89ft. Rookie mistake.

You are joking?

That's a bitch because the error I have made by not slicing the carrots really screws the whole damn thing up.  Whether the darning of the socks is a vital ingredient in the making of stew at an elevation of 7.2 degrees remains to be seen but I'm so pissed because the carrot slicing is key to the bread making just as long as it is wholemeal and not bleached white.  

Looks like I'm going to have to go back to 2006 and start again unless I can figure out a way to insert a white rabbit inside the lung of a bear whilst wearing sandals.

I think pages 38/39 of Hustler sidetracked me a bit, Paul.

Lee Farley at July 2, 2016 at 2:10 AM

Lee Farley at July 1, 2016 at 4:44 PM

I have spent the last 10 minutes making some precise mechanical drawings and here we have Prayer Woman's size in comparison to Buell Wesley Frazier taken from Stinky's "enhancement".  You can see I have accounted for her both with and without the pill-box hat and please disregard any thoughts you might have about her breast size:

It's all a bit weird this.  I can't get my head around it.  Didn't Brian say that Prayer Woman was much shorter than BWF and Billy Lovelady?  And how did such an incredibly large lady fit into the TSBD doorway?  

It's confused the fuck out of me.

Steely, do you think Brian Doyle's OSX Anti-Yo-Semite for Super Mac will be able to produce a 4K "enhancement" of Prayer Woman's sanitary pad that she was holding?

This pad was so large it may have doubled as a secret mobile CIA sperm experiment lab specifically designed to make extra LHO's should the need arise.

Brian will be able to "see" something. As yet, he hasn't been told what it is. The Shapely Rat  Club are still deciding. It's been a long old night in the sewer pipe for them, Lee.

He just keeps posting the same link to the same Minecraft head, Alan.  I think Prayer Woman deserves a name.  I'm going with Pig Face.  Pig Face is a character from the video game Minecraft and I think it suits Giant Moai-headed Easter Island Prayer Woman:

Let me reiterate that it is so nice seeing you get your arse kicked at Amazon, Doyle! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Now don't take these comments too personally Doyle. After all, I hate ALL sociopaths and bullshit talkers. 

Lee Farley at July 2, 2016 at 10:50 AM

He just keeps posting the same link to the same Minecraft head, Alan.  I think Prayer Woman deserves a name.  I'm going with Pig Face.  Pig Face is a character from the video game Minecraft and I think it suits Giant Moai-headed Easter Island Prayer Woman:

Damn, Lee. I think I can see the buttons!!

Terry Martin at July 2, 2016 at 12:55 PM

Lee Farley at July 2, 2016 at 10:50 AM

He just keeps posting the same link to the same Minecraft head, Alan.  I think Prayer Woman deserves a name.  I'm going with Pig Face.  Pig Face is a character from the video game Minecraft and I think it suits Giant Moai-headed Easter Island Prayer Woman:

Damn, Lee. I think I can see the buttons!!

My bad!

Sorry, it was just some fly excrement on my glasses.

It has been cleaned now.