REOPEN KENNEDY CASE

Crazy Albert Doyle not only claims that Prayer Man is a woman, the Sanibel Unicorn also claims to see detailed facial features, even going so far to say that she is "peering downward into her purse"! I figure since he sees so much detail, we can take advantage of his "sharp eye" and have him help us to build a facial composite of his Prayer Woman.

I put together some sketches of female faces to get started on our little project. All Crazy Doyle has to do is indicate (at Amazon or Duncan's forum) which face by number comes closest to the face he so clearly sees as his Prayer Woman. He can mix and match as well. (This is ROKC—no stupid rules here!) For example: he can say the hair on #1 and the eyes on #6 come the closest to a match. Or since he is never at a loss for words, he can describe the eyes, the hair, the location and size of any beauty marks, etc. if my images don't come close (again, at Amazon or Duncan's forum). How's that for convenience?

I will then take the new information and redraw the face and we'll continue refining and building the image until we have the Prayer Woman that Crazy Doyle actually sees! Then we'll run it up the flagpole and see what the community thinks.

OK, Crazy Doyle. Put down your selfie stick and saddle up! The ball's in your court!

Stan, you are missing the CLEARLY IDENTIFIABLE GLASSES.

Number 2 looks like she could be Doyle's wife.

Lee Farley at July 17, 2016 at 3:44 AM

Stan, you are missing the CLEARLY IDENTIFIABLE GLASSES.

I didn't want to lead him too much, Lee. I'd like for Crazy Doyle to tell me what kind of glasses his Femme Fatale is wearing (e.g., cat eye, round, oversized, etc.) and I'll add them to her.

Hasan Yusuf at July 17, 2016 at 4:26 AM

Number 2 looks like she could be Doyle's wife.

Or his mistress.

Go on Doyle you lying coward...show us the goods!!!!

Tell us exactly what it is you see, Craze. Describe her in detail for us.

You do see her, right?

Yeah, Doyle. Don't be a pussy for once in your life, and tell us what you see.

Doyle has secret skills unknown to most of us. He sees things.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brian is wandering around Sanibel trying to catch Pokemon. The weird part is he doesn't have the App on his phone, but he can still see them.

Gotta catch 'em all, Brian.

Good hunting!

Here's an image of a woman peering downward. "Peering downward" is a specific choice of words, so I want to be sure I capture the general pose, even though I realize it's more from a side view. Before Michelangelo began work on David, he carefully considered the pose from all angles, given the limitations of the block of marble he had to work with. When Crazy Doyle checks in and starts providing details to whatever the fuck it is he sees in the whatever-version of the Davidson-Duncan-whoever else-enhanced picture (like a stray cat with a litter of kittens, you'll never know who the father is), I want to consider all angles and poses, because shit, it's detail and it's important, dammit. I want to get it right.

I was staring at the images Lee posted the other day and I began to see this:

I guess if you stare at any amorphous image long enough, you'll see whatever crazy shit you want to see. 

That's true, Stan.

I thought I was seeing a buffet table... then I realized it was because I was hungry.

A renaming is in order, Stan.

She will now be known as Polythene Pam.

Stan Dane at July 17, 2016 at 1:06 PM

Here's an image of a woman peering downward. "Peering downward" is a specific choice of words, so I want to be sure I capture the general pose, even though I realize it's more from a side view. Before Michelangelo began work on David, he carefully considered the pose from all angles, given the limitations of the block of marble he had to work with. When Crazy Doyle checks in and starts providing details to whatever the fuck it is he sees in the whatever-version of the Davidson-Duncan-whoever else-enhanced picture (like a stray cat with a litter of kittens, you'll never know who the father is), I want to consider all angles and poses, because shit, it's detail and it's important, dammit. I want to get it right.

 

 

Gee, Doyle has been very quiet at Amazon HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

While we wait for Crazy Doyle to respond, I played around with this Wiegman frame today tweaking all sorts of tweakable things trying to come up with the face of a woman while repeatedly chanting "If Davidson can do it, I can do it!"

Suddenly, I discovered the most amazing thing! Looking right at me was not a woman, but a smiling man with glasses flipping the bird! The guy looks kind of familiar too. Hmm.

Yes, he does look rather familiar. In fact, he looks like an ugly twat.