REOPEN KENNEDY CASE

TALES FROM THE TAX PACK

(Constructed entirely from words and phrases found in the 1998 Australian Tax Pack Guide)

I want you to know, if you use it honestly, it will help your relationship. You can do it yourself. Just follow the instructions, then consider your name. Consider your daytime child reason. Consider the sauce of the law and please avoid question captions that apply to your affairs. Pink words are voluntary in a complex private situation. Last year we trialled a large number of individuals and found that the short form is the long form is the short form is the long form but some less common have been let off. If you cannot explain why you need another date, write “X” and contact a higher authority. Have you used S & M? You have? Do you have a gross lump? Then you must roll over in lieu of a golden handshake. If you have lost it, you must contact the super taxi drivers. Do not include dirt, risk or entertainment, but put your trust in a joint and share it with other holders. Have you converted your privileges and immunities? Your Defence Force should be able to tell you, even if you have one or more interposed entities inhabiting your copyright. If you are educated, you can trade your trust in Frank for a dividend, but first you must write “W” and take step 4. Sue is a clerk. Val travelled 22,000 kms in an ordinary car. Greg bought a new car for $40,000. We must emphasise here though, that Sue is a clerk. Sue is a clerk in a large department store who travels less 6 nights a week for food, drink and incidentals. You need to know you cannot automatically be depreciated into self-education or carry an institution worth more than $300. What you may need, you need to know. Did you have a house-keeper? You need to know. Did you have a spouse? You need to know. Were you a sole parent? You need to know. Garry lived in a remote area for 122 days. Now you can work out your rebate. Multiply your invalid relative by Part A then take away $282 and divide at Part D. I want you to know, if you have followed these instructions, you are covered by our guarantee.